cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about