do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
You leave me with jumbled words.
I'm in love with you.
I have a crush on you.
I sincerely wish you would notice me.
We have quite a lot in common.
You are my Tumblr crush.
I dislike your page.
PLEASE FUCK ME.
PLEASE MARRY ME.
I find you cute.
I would date you.
I dislike you.
Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.