sub4him:

Yes all this and maybe just a bit more…

sub4him:

Yes all this and maybe just a bit more…

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

wartortles:

fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

looks-a-bit-chewy:

teddysfotos:

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

This was good before that gif loaded. Then it got better

Swagger for days

Swagger for days

artandamy:

me when im drunk

Reblog and see if you get a color.
  • PURPLE:

    We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

  • FUCHSIA:

    I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

  • GREY:

    You leave me with jumbled words.

  • RED:

    I'm in love with you.

  • PINK:

    I have a crush on you.

  • TURQUOISE:

    You're hot.

  • CHARTREUSE:

    I sincerely wish you would notice me.

  • TEAL:

    We have quite a lot in common.

  • BLUE:

    You are my Tumblr crush.

  • ORANGE:

    I dislike your page.

  • YELLOW:

    PLEASE FUCK ME.

  • WHITE:

    PLEASE MARRY ME.

  • GREEN:

    I find you cute.

  • BLACK:

    I would date you.

  • BROWN:

    I dislike you.

sarahj-art:

Happy Easter!

sarahj-art:

Happy Easter!

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.