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she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

stability:

do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”

odbic:



IM SO DEAD.


there is some real inception shit happening here


there’s no way this is an accident

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

Accidentally super creepy

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

i swear i get uglier everyday

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

hyadain:

when u beat a game with a sad ending image

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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