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I can’t remember the last time I was this completely sore all over.

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

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Where is 12?

fuck 12

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pothepolarbear:

I’m really bad about taking care of myself. Sometimes I’m like “why am I so hungry?” and then I realize I haven’t had a real meal in like 2 days. So, this is a friendly reminder to eat some food, drink some water, get some sleep, take your medicine if you need any, and make sure you smile like at least 5 times a day.

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

daddys-littlecockslut:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

daddys-littlecockslut:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

kidwiththelid:

I actually loved these commercials because it gave cartoon network some sense of realism.

The best era

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

kidwiththelid:

I actually loved these commercials because it gave cartoon network some sense of realism.

The best era

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kingdom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

blimpcat:

pokemoncap:

STOP.

WE CAN’T STOP. THE BRAKE’S BROKEN.

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off